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Satire on the Go: Big Don For Council

The story begins with a young lad of 20, who’s hand is a puppet dressed in a pirate hat and hook. His hand proclaims himself, the Big Don. The lad’s name is Danny. Danny’s hand wants to run for town council in Hazlet. Danny would begin his campaign by gathering papers on the statistics of his down and local corruption stories of incumbent Republicans. Danny began his campaign with a series of door knockings in his neighborhood. He would knock on the door and his hand would introduce them both. Danny is a solid 5 feet tall, a hand as a pirate politician and skipped around instead of walking. He came to the door wearing a suit and a pirate hand running for the council. He would yell at people who asked him too many questions and skip away yelling insults in Arabic and screams at people who come to close.


Marco Palladino
Senior Completing Under Graduate in Political Science Minor in Sustainability at MU Competition is for the Weak. Jobs are for the sick. Hammers, Nails, One Tool, One Solution. Homo Homini Lupus.


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